Hey you guys, where is the toilet paper I bought?
You see that roll of paper towels next to the toilet?
Yes, but where is the toilet paper? I bought 4 rolls and put it on the back of the toilet.
I know, you see that roll of paper towels?
Yes, but where is the toilet paper?
In the roll of paper towels.
Silence.
You mean I bought paper towels and not toilet paper....Shit.
I like that you managed to make this post without applying a person to each line, neither you nor your mom can be known to the outside world as the person who bought paper towels instead of toilet paper. That's either very generous or shy of you.
ReplyDeletehahaha...I didn't even notice that. The world will never know!
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